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The first time I did [Drunk Uncle], I keep referencing that my wife is Linda, because in my mind his wife is Aunt Linda - Kristen Wiig’s Update character that used to do the movie reviews. Hopefully, someday it’ll come out that that’s his real wife. And I like to think Stefon is their son.
Bobby Moynihan (via anniedison)

Nina Katchadourian: While in the lavatory on a domestic flight in March 2010, I spontaneously put a tissue paper toilet cover seat cover over my head and took a picture in the mirror using my cellphone. The image evoked 15th-century Flemish portraiture. I decided to add more images made in this mode and planned to take advantage of a long-haul flight from San Francisco to Auckland, guessing that there were likely to be long periods of time when no one was using the lavatory on the 14-hour flight. I made several forays to the bathroom from my aisle seat, and by the time we landed I had a large group of new photographs entitled Lavatory Self-Portraits in the Flemish Style.

I’ve always been a fat girl, I was a fat girl, I’m a fat woman. And my Dad saw me going out to a party once, and I was wearing hot pants, purple hot pants, really ill advised. And I was about to leave the house, and my dad saw me, so he called me in and asked me to sit down.

And I thought, “Euh, I’m going to get ‘The Talk’ now, the “get home early” talk.

But he said, “Okay, you’re wearing very short shorts”, and I said, “Yeah, that’s what you do”, like ‘you’re the fool’.

And he said: “Yeah, well, wearing those shorts they way you are is going to attract a lot of attention, from a lot of men.” So that slightly dumbfounded me. And then he said, “Listen, you deserve all of that attention, because you are a beautiful princess. You are the most beautiful girl at that party and you deserve that attention. But, because you are the most beautiful girl there, you must the choose the right boy. Do not give your attention to the wrong boy.

And never, never, think yourself other than absolutely fantastic.

So I went out that night feeling like a Queen, and I didn’t talk to any boys, because they didn’t deserve me.

Dawn French  (via ceedling)
sassygayalexkralie:

moofable:

hakunamatitties:

doityourselfproject:

Paint primary colors on fan wings


I’m a big fan of this idea. 

i dont know whether to send you cookies or unfollow you for that comment

sassygayalexkralie:

moofable:

hakunamatitties:

doityourselfproject:

Paint primary colors on fan wings

I’m a big fan of this idea. 

i dont know whether to send you cookies or unfollow you for that comment

Musicals: Quick Versions
Les Miserables: Ex-criminal can't catch a fucking break. Crazy cop can't handle multi-dimensional personalities. Boring love interest remains everyone's least favorite character. Everyone you love dies.
The Phantom of the Opera: Overly dramatic opera singer is caught between a dick boyfriend and a serious case of Stockholm syndrome.
Wicked: Misunderstood loner chick tries to help people and everyone fucks her over anyway.
West Side Story: Romeo and Juliet with really tame gangs and sassy Puerto Ricans.
Grease: If your asshole love interest doesn't like your personality, change everything about yourself.
Rent: AIDS sucks.
Cats: Freaky looking cats. That's it. There's literally no plot.
Evita: Historical musical about the first lady of Argentina. She's totally demonized in the show but no one notices because the choreography's incredible.
Bare the Musical: About two closeted gay guys being peer-pressured in a private catholic school. Laugh for three quarters cry for one quarter
Chicago: Murder? No. SEXY murder.


PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER → Hand-clapping is an often overlooked and underrated instrument in the making of a song.  So here is a playlist of 17 tracks that include hand-clapping as part of the arrangement - for times when you just want to let loose to that clapping rhythm.


Just to list a few:
I Would Do Anything For You - Foster the People // 15 Step - Radiohead // All the Pretty Girls - Fun. // 40 Day Dream - Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros // Four Leaf Clover - Badly Drawn Boy // I Want to Hold Your Hand - The Beatles // Let’s Go - Matt & Kim
{ listen }

PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER → Hand-clapping is an often overlooked and underrated instrument in the making of a song.  So here is a playlist of 17 tracks that include hand-clapping as part of the arrangement - for times when you just want to let loose to that clapping rhythm.

Just to list a few:

I Would Do Anything For You - Foster the People // 15 Step - Radiohead // All the Pretty Girls - Fun. // 40 Day Dream - Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros // Four Leaf Clover - Badly Drawn Boy // I Want to Hold Your Hand - The Beatles // Let’s Go - Matt & Kim

{ listen }

slaughterhousefive:

tobeshelved:

(via TO BE SHELVED: Mini cover critic)
A 6-year-old judges books by their covers. Clearly, this is adorable and hysterical. Click through for more on the blog. 

slaughterhousefive:

tobeshelved:

(via TO BE SHELVED: Mini cover critic)

A 6-year-old judges books by their covers. Clearly, this is adorable and hysterical. Click through for more on the blog. 

frivolouswhim:

Singlebrooke Dating Service…

unicornfandancing:

imperialbedrooms:

Damn.

THIS DRESS IS SO CASUAL IT CAN ALMOST BE CONSIDERED PAJAMAS BUT THE EMBELLISHMENTS MAKE IT FANCY. so basically? ITS MY DREAM!?! 

unicornfandancing:

imperialbedrooms:

Damn.

THIS DRESS IS SO CASUAL IT CAN ALMOST BE CONSIDERED PAJAMAS BUT THE EMBELLISHMENTS MAKE IT FANCY. so basically? ITS MY DREAM!?! 

fuckyeahchickmusicians:

What Are You Doing New Years Eve? - Zooey Deschanel & Joseph Gordon-Levitt

thedailywhat:

Muppet Music Video of the Day: The music video for OK Go’s Green Album rendition of The Muppet Show theme song borrows heavily from previous OK Go videos and has Muppets in it.

Going viral is a foregone conclusion.

[okgo.]

sotheresthat:

texnessa:

altleftarrow:

scottfriday:

no graphic designers were harmed during the making of this advert.

 Imma put that graphic into a Word document that I’ll then turn into a PDF that I’m gonna convert into a BMP and put back into a Word document.

then i am gonna save it as a png and dump it into a ppt then zip the fucker

This is genius. I’m printing it out and giving one to every one of our sales staff.

When I did my first internship I needed the company logo. I got it emailed to me in a Word document. Tiny.
Awesome.

sotheresthat:

texnessa:

altleftarrow:

scottfriday:

no graphic designers were harmed during the making of this advert.

 Imma put that graphic into a Word document that I’ll then turn into a PDF that I’m gonna convert into a BMP and put back into a Word document.

then i am gonna save it as a png and dump it into a ppt then zip the fucker

This is genius. I’m printing it out and giving one to every one of our sales staff.

When I did my first internship I needed the company logo. I got it emailed to me in a Word document. Tiny.

Awesome.