what's with *today* today
- What about Joy?
- I’m still not sure she isn’t adopted.

- This Indian chick, that white girl, don’t piss those two off. In college, they got so drunk that they threw a mini fridge off the roof.
- It’s true, we did.

favourite comedian friendships: Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie
“Hugh is my best friend. We make each other laugh.”

meredithbklyn:

jelizabethl:

They’re totally BFFs, can’t you tell?

Ahhh

meredithbklyn:

jelizabethl:

They’re totally BFFs, can’t you tell?

Ahhh

inouken:

Shawn and Gus Present: A Medley of Screaming

ivegottheconch:

I’m so happy this was gifed! This was my favorite scene in the whole episode.

Samesies. The best.

heartwarm-ed:

shephards:

Ann, I need you to text me every 30 seconds that everything’s gonna be okay.

Parks and Recreation, 4x09 The Trial of Leslie Knope

"Behind every great man is a great woman. And in my case, that woman is an intelligent, sophisticated, full fore-headed stallion named Burton. And she’s black and she can dance."

Ben: Listen, I just want to apologize for being all weird the other day, you know? I didn’t wanna, like, burden you or anything.Donna: It’s not a burden when you talk to your friends, dude. It’s called being a normal human being. Tom: Yeah, Ben, we’re your friends. We’re like, your sidekicks.  Ben: Okay, yeah, I see where this is going, and I’m totally fine with it. Tom: Every hero needs a sidekick. Ben: Alright. Tom: Even The Dark Knight! … Ben: Tom, Donna, Gotham needs me. 
Parks and Recreation 4x04, Pawnee Rangers (deleted scene)

Ben: Listen, I just want to apologize for being all weird the other day, you know? I didn’t wanna, like, burden you or anything.
Donna: It’s not a burden when you talk to your friends, dude. It’s called being a normal human being.
Tom: Yeah, Ben, we’re your friends. We’re like, your sidekicks.
Ben: Okay, yeah, I see where this is going, and I’m totally fine with it.
Tom: Every hero needs a sidekick.
Ben: Alright.
Tom: Even The Dark Knight!

Ben: Tom, Donna, Gotham needs me.

Parks and Recreation 4x04, Pawnee Rangers (deleted scene)