- What about Joy?
- I’m still not sure she isn’t adopted.
- This Indian chick, that white girl, don’t piss those two off. In college, they got so drunk that they threw a mini fridge off the roof.
- It’s true, we did.
favourite comedian friendships: Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie
“Hugh is my best friend. We make each other laugh.”
Ann, I need you to text me every 30 seconds that everything’s gonna be okay.Parks and Recreation, 4x09 The Trial of Leslie Knope
Ben: Listen, I just want to apologize for being all weird the other day, you know? I didn’t wanna, like, burden you or anything.
Donna: It’s not a burden when you talk to your friends, dude. It’s called being a normal human being.
Tom: Yeah, Ben, we’re your friends. We’re like, your sidekicks.
Ben: Okay, yeah, I see where this is going, and I’m totally fine with it.
Tom: Every hero needs a sidekick.
Ben: Alright.
Tom: Even The Dark Knight!
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Ben: Tom, Donna, Gotham needs me.Parks and Recreation 4x04, Pawnee Rangers (deleted scene)






