David Letterman: Who does Tom consider to be the finest actor of his generation? I know the answer.
Julia Roberts: Abe Vigoda. Or, or, umm, umm, Maude.
David Letterman and Tom Hanks: Bea Authur.
Julia Roberts: Bea Authur, yeah.
Tom Hanks: [holds up card]
Elaine Stritch rests her bike, reads a note, almost causes a riot.
NEW YORK, June 26—TOLD TO KEEP HER SHIRT ON – Blonde Elaine Stritch, understudy to Ethel Merman in the Broadway hit, “Call Me Madam,” wears halter and shorts which cause her arrest in Central Park. Today she was fined $1 and told by Magistrate Emilio Jones, “A beautiful girl like you could cause a small riot and cause a large crowd to collect by removing your shirt.” “Well,” she replied, “I was there all day and nothing happened.” (AP, 1951)
apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.
OH MY GOD I WANT TO BE MARA WILSON’S FRIEND SO BAD
Unlike me, she can’t be bothered to read the BDSM Wikipedia article.
HAHA This is the greatest.
60 seconds with Melissa McCarthy and Susan Sarandon
I am currectly watching this and laughing loudly alone in my home.
“I think people spend their lives trying to figure out if [Amy Poehler]’s the toughest adorable person they’ve ever seen or the most adorable tough person they’ve ever seen.” - Seth Meyers
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