what's with *today* today
splitsider:

Check out Tina Fey and Rachel Dratch’s old two-woman show Dratch & Fey.

I am currectly watching this and laughing loudly alone in my home.
:D

splitsider:

Check out Tina Fey and Rachel Dratch’s old two-woman show Dratch & Fey.

I am currectly watching this and laughing loudly alone in my home.

:D

“I think people spend their lives trying to figure out if [Amy Poehler]’s the toughest adorable person they’ve ever seen or the most adorable tough person they’ve ever seen.” - Seth Meyers

Fact.

Fact.

I guess
I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)
explodingdog:

you can’t fix me

explodingdog:

you can’t fix me

the-picture-of-dorian-gay:

this is what i’ve been doing for the past 4 hours. i’m a damn idiot. a design for a cross stitch. im fucking cute. free to use, for all ur feminist/cross stitch/bee needs. (╯◕_◕)╯

the-picture-of-dorian-gay:

this is what i’ve been doing for the past 4 hours. i’m a damn idiot. a design for a cross stitch. im fucking cute. free to use, for all ur feminist/cross stitch/bee needs. (╯◕_◕)╯

todayiwrotenothing:

GOSH, I LOVE ARROWS. Here is the cross stitch pattern I designed based on this delightful (and infamous!) image of Hawkeye. The pattern is 76x75 stitches, which on 14-count aida measures roughly 5.5”x5.5”. I’ve listed the Anchor thread colours I used, but as the exact shades of Hawkeye’s costume vary for different artists, volumes, scans, etc., there’s a lot of leeway on which blue/purple/pink combination you choose. Please leave this blurb and the patterns links intact if reblogging, ta.

Black: 403
Blue: 132
Purple: 101
White: 1
Beige for skin: 1009
Beige for arrows: 368

jpg with stitches as colour blocks
jpg with stitches as symbols
.pat file for PCStitch etc.

Me: What would you talk about if you were on Drunk History? I’d talk about Dr. Mudd.

Mo: I was gonna say Mary Surratt. We could be in the same episode.

The Baltimore episode of Drunk History is on tongiht!

:)

Bet you $25 we’ll be hearing about Francis Scott Key.

He’s useless in a hospital!

enchanter-of-brazening:

We’re in love and we’re REALLY ANNOYED ABOUT IT

courtnog:

okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it

assholedisney:

working on cover letters

assholedisney:

working on cover letters