what's with today today

A.J.: What's with you today?
Lucas: What's with today today?
-Empire Records

Well, hello there. This is just a collection of things I find funny, meaningful, poignant, ridiculous, exciting, and useless.
Or just things I feel like sharing.

I'm in my 20s. Live on the East Coast. And share a house with one of my very best friends.
December 5
suicideblonde: bohemea: 30 Rock, episode 407: Dealbreakers Talkshow Episode #0001 Liz, Pete, Kenneth & Jack in HIGH DEF

suicideblonde:

bohemea:

30 Rock, episode 407: Dealbreakers Talkshow Episode #0001

Liz, Pete, Kenneth & Jack in HIGH DEF

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(via bookspaperscissors:emotive-unstable:noonereallywins:verticallychallenged)

(via bookspaperscissors:emotive-unstable:noonereallywins:verticallychallenged)

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offwithitshead: juliasegal: seanorr: (via lookintotheair) Shouldn’t the chain be gold? lol yes it should, if it were.. I would buy it I own one of these! Totally worth it :)

offwithitshead:

juliasegal:

seanorr:

(via lookintotheair)

Shouldn’t the chain be gold?

lol yes it should, if it were.. I would buy it

I own one of these! Totally worth it :)

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suicideblonde: bohemea: Jack, I swear. I love this movie. The performances are just fantastic. The first time I saw it I was reduced to the UglyCry. Tears, Snot, scrunched up face…I was a mess.

suicideblonde:

bohemea:

Jack, I swear.

I love this movie. The performances are just fantastic.

The first time I saw it I was reduced to the UglyCry. Tears, Snot, scrunched up face…I was a mess.

December 4
(via percepto:tomackie)

(via percepto:tomackie)

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CHiPs...and dip!

Maur: I’m going to tell you something and you’re not going to believe me…but Amanda, I’m 92% sure that I saw Erik Estrada walking in my neighborhood.

Me: hahaha

Maur: I thought I was going to have a car accident.

Me: It’s possible…

Maur: I’m in the car by myself yelling “HOLY SHIT IT’S PONCH!” He was wearing a jogging suit but he was walking. I know it was him. I feel it in my bones.

Me: Well, if that’s not something a rational and confident person would say I don’t know what is.

Maur: hahaha.  If you had told me last night that my life would take this course today I wouldn’t have believed you.

Me: I would have been making it up.

Maur: and you didn’t have to.

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wehaditall: steveagee: (via nickholmes)

wehaditall:

steveagee:

(via nickholmes)

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lonelytourist: The Office 6.12 - Scott’s Tots oh, Stanley. You’re the best.

lonelytourist:

The Office 6.12 - Scott’s Tots

oh, Stanley. You’re the best.

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gleeky:

Chris Colfer on Chelsea Lately.

Isn’t he adorable? Seriously, I just want to be best friends with him.

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dealbreaker: GUESTBREAKER: You Don’t Have Sheets On Your BedNo, I am not going to have sex with you on a bare mattress because I am not a crack whore and this is not a shack with busted-out windows. You are an adult and this is actually a semi-decent apartment. Where were you raised? I’m sure you had sheets on your bed as a child. Yet, somehow you lost the need for them along the way. Perhaps you started doing your own laundry in college, and decided it was too much work to wash your sheets and then return them to your mattress. Perhaps they were stolen from the laundry mat, or you made them into togas for parties and they never made it back home. In any case, where are they now? I’ll tell you where they aren’t: covering your extra-long twin mattress, which is stained with bong water, and what I’m praying is barbeque sauce. It would appear that your mother didn’t raise you right, and I’m sure she would not appreciate knowing that that is the message you’re sending out to your lady visitors. What’s that? You have something for the bed? Oh… oh no. That is a nylon sleeping bag from your boy scout days, and that is a damp bath towel. Those are not sheets, and they are really not a suitable substitute. Go to Target and buy some sheets. They’re like $20. A Guest Dealbreaker written by Lucy. Preach!

dealbreaker:

GUESTBREAKER: You Don’t Have Sheets On Your Bed

No, I am not going to have sex with you on a bare mattress because I am not a crack whore and this is not a shack with busted-out windows. You are an adult and this is actually a semi-decent apartment.

Where were you raised? I’m sure you had sheets on your bed as a child. Yet, somehow you lost the need for them along the way. Perhaps you started doing your own laundry in college, and decided it was too much work to wash your sheets and then return them to your mattress. Perhaps they were stolen from the laundry mat, or you made them into togas for parties and they never made it back home. In any case, where are they now?

I’ll tell you where they aren’t: covering your extra-long twin mattress, which is stained with bong water, and what I’m praying is barbeque sauce. It would appear that your mother didn’t raise you right, and I’m sure she would not appreciate knowing that that is the message you’re sending out to your lady visitors.

What’s that? You have something for the bed? Oh… oh no. That is a nylon sleeping bag from your boy scout days, and that is a damp bath towel. Those are not sheets, and they are really not a suitable substitute. Go to Target and buy some sheets. They’re like $20.

A Guest Dealbreaker written by Lucy.

Preach!

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(via sweethomestyle)

(via sweethomestyle)

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wehaditall: calikalie: PAM: Obviously there’s been some kind of mistake. So, why doesn’t Jim just pick the next highest score on the list and then we’ll move on. ANDY: Yeah, okay. PAM: That’s fair. ANDY: That would be…employee #3, which is…son of a bitch! Pam Halpert. [everyone is pissed off] PHYLLIS: How is that possible? No offense, Pam, but how the hell is that possible? DWIGHT: There must be some reasonable explanation for this. PAM: No, wait, come on! I-I didn’t miss a day, I came in early, I stayed late, and I doubled my sales last month. ANDY: Oh, really? From what, two to four? PAM: [talking head] Yep. The Office, 6x11 Scott’s Tots Pam’s “Yep.” was the best part of the entire episode. Yeah, it was.

wehaditall:

calikalie:

PAM: Obviously there’s been some kind of mistake. So, why doesn’t Jim just pick the next highest score on the list and then we’ll move on.
ANDY: Yeah, okay.
PAM: That’s fair.
ANDY: That would be…employee #3, which is…son of a bitch! Pam Halpert. [everyone is pissed off]
PHYLLIS: How is that possible? No offense, Pam, but how the hell is that possible?
DWIGHT: There must be some reasonable explanation for this.
PAM: No, wait, come on! I-I didn’t miss a day, I came in early, I stayed late, and I doubled my sales last month.
ANDY: Oh, really? From what, two to four?
PAM: [talking head] Yep.

The Office, 6x11 Scott’s Tots

Pam’s “Yep.” was the best part of the entire episode.

Yeah, it was.

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fuckyeahtvpicspam: Cameron: I’ll pump [the gas/petrol].Mitchell: No no, I’ll do it, you stay right here.Cameron: Oh, I get it, you’re worried about people seeing me.Mitchell: Without question.Cameron: You know people are going to stare, they’re not used to seeing one clown in a car. Modern Family 1.09 - “Fizbo” (via barnumyay)

fuckyeahtvpicspam:

Cameron: I’ll pump [the gas/petrol].
Mitchell: No no, I’ll do it, you stay right here.
Cameron: Oh, I get it, you’re worried about people seeing me.
Mitchell: Without question.
Cameron: You know people are going to stare, they’re not used to seeing one clown in a car.

Modern Family 1.09 - “Fizbo”
(via barnumyay)
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12h26: everythingharrypotter: (via fuckyeahvoldemort)

12h26:

everythingharrypotter:

(via fuckyeahvoldemort)

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flickflickflicker: annahinks:(via bellaavalon) Max Fischer: I like your nurse’s uniform, guy. Dr. Peter Flynn: These are O.R. scrubs. Max Fischer: O, R they? This always makes me laugh. Always.

flickflickflicker:

annahinks:(via bellaavalon)

Max Fischer: I like your nurse’s uniform, guy. 
Dr. Peter Flynn: These are O.R. scrubs. 
Max Fischer: O, R they?

This always makes me laugh. Always.