what's with *today* today
basquavita:

trillgamesh:

it’s like you’re my mirror

heh heeeeh

basquavita:

trillgamesh:

it’s like you’re my mirror

heh heeeeh


David Letterman: Who does Tom consider to be the finest actor of his generation? I know the answer.
Julia Roberts: Abe Vigoda. Or, or, umm, umm, Maude.
David Letterman and Tom Hanks: Bea Authur.
Julia Roberts: Bea Authur, yeah.
Tom Hanks: [holds up card]

David Letterman: Who does Tom consider to be the finest actor of his generation? I know the answer.

Julia Roberts: Abe Vigoda. Or, or, umm, umm, Maude.

David Letterman and Tom Hanks: Bea Authur.

Julia Roberts: Bea Authur, yeah.

Tom Hanks: [holds up card]

ridesabike:

Elaine Stritch rests her bike, reads a note, almost causes a riot.      
NEW YORK, June 26—TOLD TO KEEP HER SHIRT ON – Blonde Elaine Stritch, understudy to Ethel Merman in the Broadway hit, “Call Me Madam,” wears halter and shorts which cause her arrest in Central Park. Today she was fined $1 and told by Magistrate Emilio Jones, “A beautiful girl like you could cause a small riot and cause a large crowd to collect by removing your shirt.” “Well,” she replied, “I was there all day and nothing happened.” (AP, 1951)

ridesabike:

Elaine Stritch rests her bike, reads a note, almost causes a riot.      

NEW YORK, June 26—TOLD TO KEEP HER SHIRT ON – Blonde Elaine Stritch, understudy to Ethel Merman in the Broadway hit, “Call Me Madam,” wears halter and shorts which cause her arrest in Central Park. Today she was fined $1 and told by Magistrate Emilio Jones, “A beautiful girl like you could cause a small riot and cause a large crowd to collect by removing your shirt.” “Well,” she replied, “I was there all day and nothing happened.” (AP, 1951)

halloweenmagick:

Me.

sotheresthat:

unforgettabledetritus:

cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

OH MY GOD I WANT TO BE MARA WILSON’S FRIEND SO BAD

Unlike me, she can’t be bothered to read the BDSM Wikipedia article. 

HAHA This is the greatest.

#nailed it

meandmrszetajones:

60 seconds with Melissa McCarthy and Susan Sarandon

splitsider:

Check out Tina Fey and Rachel Dratch’s old two-woman show Dratch & Fey.

I am currectly watching this and laughing loudly alone in my home.
:D

splitsider:

Check out Tina Fey and Rachel Dratch’s old two-woman show Dratch & Fey.

I am currectly watching this and laughing loudly alone in my home.

:D

“I think people spend their lives trying to figure out if [Amy Poehler]’s the toughest adorable person they’ve ever seen or the most adorable tough person they’ve ever seen.” - Seth Meyers

Fact.

Fact.

I guess
I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)