what's with *today* today

belindatheblonde:

some of ABBA’s greatest hits.

goodreasonnews:

evanfleischer:

The Muppets “respond” to Fox News.

This is the best thing you’ll see today.

Watch the Full Ferris Bueller Commercial

 Source: Moviefone

via popculturebrain

louiswalsh:

The third rule of Fight Club is to have fun and try your best.

fuckyeahmindy:

Mindy Kaling’s NBC Project Is Headed to Fox
This is why actress/blogger/best-selling author Mindy Kaling is not getting her own Office spin-off: Vulture hears Fox is just about ready to order a pilot for a half-hour comedy written by and starring Kaling as an OB/GYN. The project was originally developed at NBC via Kaling’s overall deal with Universal Television, the Peacock’s studio arm. But NBC network brass decided to pass on the concept, putting the show on the open market. Fox, which has had success this season with the female-focused New Girl, pounced on the chance to develop the show. Universal will still produce.  Zooey and Mindy, hanging together on Tuesday nights? To quote the poets Ingram and McDonald: “Ya mo be there.”

fuckyeahmindy:

Mindy Kaling’s NBC Project Is Headed to Fox

This is why actress/blogger/best-selling author Mindy Kaling is not getting her own Office spin-off: Vulture hears Fox is just about ready to order a pilot for a half-hour comedy written by and starring Kaling as an OB/GYN. The project was originally developed at NBC via Kaling’s overall deal with Universal Television, the Peacock’s studio arm. But NBC network brass decided to pass on the concept, putting the show on the open market. Fox, which has had success this season with the female-focused New Girl, pounced on the chance to develop the show. Universal will still produce. Zooey and Mindy, hanging together on Tuesday nights? To quote the poets Ingram and McDonald: “Ya mo be there.”
HE JOKES THAT I’M THE LONGEST RELATIONSHIP HE’S EVER HAD.
JULIANNA MARGULIES ON HER AND GEORGE CLOONEY AND I’M DYING (via joanieholloway)
I AM A GREAT GUESSER!!

Especially with Once Upon A Time! I totally called this Sidney thing :)

I read spoilers. I can connect the dots.

flowerinyourextensions:

Like mother like daughter. Also Grumpy/Leroy apparently likes hanging out in prison cells.


Fred Armisen imitates a decomposing fox.
thanks, universe!

me: i bought a jacket today. it was the last one in that style. on clearance. i had a gift card. it was the one i wanted all season. in the color i wanted. in my size.

maureen: the universe says ‘you’re welcome’

me: i know right!

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I get that the ruffle is not for everyone, but I LOVE IT.
 

I love it! Meredith, thank you for bringing this to my attention :)

I want it…

When your friends have been your friends for way too long…

—at dinner—

Christina: …what?

Me: Nothing.

Christina: Oh. You had your ‘judgement’ face on.

Me: haha No I didn’t.

Mike: That’s just her face.

Christina: hahaha Aw.

Me: Seriously though. I think it might just be my face.

Mike: OH! Who’s that guy… the nature guy.

Me: …Richard Attenborough?

Mike: Yeah! ‘The Amanda in her natural habitat—’

Me: Judgement?!

Mike: ’—see her judge her friends and their humor.’

Me: hahahaha Shut up. …that was funny.