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#STEVEN MOFFAT

That’s Billy Elliot’s dad!
Me, to myself while watching the 4th episode of Outlander

moonemojii:

When someone lies to you but you already know the truth
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Into the Woods + funniest lines 

lifting-spirits:

mr-noodle-arms:

willycheesesteak:

Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy - Dancing Groot

“Baby Groot dancing is 100 percent me. I was too embarrassed for anyone to be there, so I made everyone leave the room and I set up a camera and I videotaped myself dancing. Then I sent the video to the animators and had them animate over that. I begged them not to leak the video! Two of my closest friends came to an early screening and said ‘Hey, I recognize those moves! That’s you dancing isn’t it?!’” - Vin Diesel

reblogged before but that comment just makes it that much better

It’s never, never, never the woman’s fault. No man has a right to raise a hand to a woman. No means no. […] The one regret I have is we call it domestic violence as if it’s a domesticated cat. It is the most vicious form of violence there is, because not only the physical scars are left, the psychological scars that are left. This whole culture for so long has put the onus on the woman. What were you wearing? What did you say? What did you do to provoke? That is never the appropriate question.

Joe Biden on Today this morning (h/t Joy)

Just another reason to love Joe Biden.

(via thekeevster)

mulaneysbutt:

"The Black Coffee Story" | Mulaney: An Opening Act Preview Special | (x)

Elaine was a ‘tough old bird,’ but I suspect she may have been a ‘tough old bird’ since birth. I loved her voice, her timing, her stories and her natural elegance. One day she was wearing a beautiful butterfly cocktail ring, and when I admired it, she gave it to me on the spot – like an Arab sheik in black pantyhose. I feel very lucky to have worked with her as much as I did.
Tina Fey remembering Elaine Stritch (x). (via elizabethtinafeys)

Just in case you forgot how HILARIOUS I am.

The Lumineers - Stubborn Love
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boyfriend-music:

The Lumineers “Stubborn Love“

She’ll lie and steal, and cheat, and beg you from her knees
Make you think she means it this time
She’ll tear a hole in you, the one you can’t repair
But I still love her, I don’t really care

letterstomycountry:

Mr. Rogers makes us all look terrible.
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letterstomycountry:

Mr. Rogers makes us all look terrible.

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